“No girlfriend?”
“Mr Pravilna sir I just wanted to be friends with the chemistry teacher. It’s a long story…”
“I got time, can I hear it?”
“Either I’ve lost it or you guys are actually trying to converse with a horse.”
“Blame Lucky, I still gotta take a revange and you expect me to think straight”
“Okay, so, should I just call you ‘Mr. Horse’?”
Well you see I was just horsing around
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
But actually the story is a couple quadrillion years long so…
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“What are the most important parts of the story, in terms of why you’re here?”
“You sure? I counted 4”
“I was created as the steed of the Headless Person, he was dissolved by a mad guy with a lamppost called Theodo… no it was Tammy… nah… Tavish? Or something. a while back. I decided to come here to mourn, although I accidentally brought something else with me. It felt like a collection of minds… you aren’t from this world, perhaps you’re also a side effect of my travels. Apologies. I was just horsing around.
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why did we even start fighting the horse in the first place
It attacked Jane
“Alright, can you tell me why Jane was attacked?”
“Duh why did you decide to run around at the frist place? You could just get to diffrent dimension and save me headshot with shotgun”
“I’m a horse it’s my natural instinct to be scared of everything and everything no matter how minor”
“Ahem… Mr. Horse, how and why do you have a cult following?”
“Not mine they’re my dads.”
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“Final question: Can I go back home sometime soon?”
“So basically what happened is one of you guys hit me on the back of the head and I forgot how to portal. Come back later see if it works then.”
Okay gn I’ll keep up with the future by horse quotes tomorrow