Forum Curses: The Second Act

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 6

"No I am not alright I just got:

  1. bodyslammed by Kulvir
  2. Hit with a magnifying glass by Max
  3. realised I’m insane
  4. bombarded with 10000 truths
  5. called Apollo by some cultist"

Also, in character
@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 7

The truth confuses me

might just be max.

I roll for something totally random to happen

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 13

there’s a duck that spins around violently and turns into a pizza slice for no reason

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 20

Satashanashablissymaymeow slaps the absolute shit out of someone

wrong again, it’s “sasha-natasha-blissymaymeow”, not “satasha-nasha-blisseymaymeow”

how about as compensation there are numerous ways to say her name as long as it alludes to the same person

not specific enough, it’ll just devolve into some completely incorrect name

okay let’s make a rules list for what counts as the funny catfishburgercyborgdemonangel lady:

NEEDS TO HAVE:

-sasha
-natasha
-blissy
-may
-meow

blissy, may, and meow are always in THAT specific order

Sasha and Natasha can be interchanged depending on what you think sounds better

the last name is ALWAYS:

nimbusfallenfire

sir this is a forum curses

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Okay so the votes are still weird. Uh lets say the finals stop tomorrow then we can get onto her showing her face finally

It’s Cursesmithing time lads