Forum Curses: The Second Act

dangerous items…

Alright, let’s hide that secondary weapon until I’m in a dire spot

also like, you think getting hit over the head by a fairly hefty magnifying glass WOULDN’T?

uh

I need the forums to decide my trusty weapon

Jay Meddle’s trusty weapon poll
  • a used protractor with unreadable lines and one of the sharp sides crumbled off
  • an untuned acoustic guitar
  • 5 kg history book
  • Throwable pushpins
0 voters

History book solos everything including the spider

Weapon: metal meter stick
Advantage: +agility
Disadvantage: -tactical advantage

blunt damage is always effective, pierce and slash are hard countered by most armour

does it deal bonus damage to GIANT enemy spiders though?

5 kgs should be enough to deal with your annoying toddler cousin, so in conclusion: Yes.

Advantage: ##### Strength
Disadvantage: Perception
Weapon: everything from the chem lab i can fit on my backpack

weapon: a raincoat, a graph paper notebook in a coat pocket, a box of coloured pencils, e̶r̶a̶s̶e̶r̶, and pins at my hip, and an umbrella at my other hip. i have interesting ideas for all of these

disadvantage: physical strength
advantage: adaptability

wait this is a school, can’t someone just pick a baseball bat or some other sports equipment

Yeah but that’s no fun

Wait who’s invited to the tourney again?

some people.
if you didn’t recieve an invite
I guess you might either have to wait
or give up
i like waiting

DAVID ‘Blademan’

Weapon: Bookzooka (Basically a rocket launcher made out of books, that fires encyclopedias)

Advantage: Fortitude by a long shot
Disadvantage: Resilience by a long shot

I don’t know about you, but in a life or death situation I think most people would pick the unfun but effective option

i wonder if anyone has (theoretically) gotten a (theoretical) curse yet