…we’re not winning this
uh wait I have a secret weapon
and i WILL use it
just… after I do some maths first
your new goal is to motivate me to do said maths
Do the math
just a hunch, but I think a campaign where everyone dies to a boss that has way too much health for its own good wouldn’t exactly be enjoyable for the players 
Relax its not even near dark souls level
yeah that’s why you aren’t gonna die and the boss’ health won’t be an issue
I do actually for once have plans
Can I just touch the boss if the fight takes too long?
randomness can I use a 9-furioso combo on taitc with my stick and crystals
my brother in Christ WE HAVEN’T EVEN BROKE 10%
THIS IS WORSE THAN DARK SOULS
I did only 2 attacks so far, not even lethal ones
yea, but those attacks are going to snowball in the long run, and quite frankly, we’re not surviving the long run.
I mean I still have healing amulet so if I play dead and somehow get to touch boss I can kill him
I don’t really think that’s gonna help you considering you only have 100 HP and this boss supposedly can TPK 
Just dodge
you’re not him
Watch this 9-combo attack at close-range 
First slash: Crystalize sword uppercut
Second slash: Horizontal Crystalize Scythe
Third slash: Crytsalize Hammer Down Vertical
Fourth slash: Crystalize arrows to the ground
Fifth Pierce: Crystalize Triple Spear Stabs to the ground
Sixth Blunt: Heavy Crystalized sword to the ground
Seventh Blunt: Heavy Crystalized Grab and throw
Eighth Pierce: Crystalized Javelin Spear
Ninth Blunt: Crystalized Bomb
How much damage?
Absolutely none 
It can TPK if its attacks are allowed to go through (Blocking said attacks can still take a large chunk of hp)
I am Yoshikage Kira
you do realize you were killed literally by a regular ass vehicle right
It was shotgun headshot + armored vechicle ram, still alive