Forum Curses: The Second Act

@discobot roll 1d20

(I cannot care any less what I get smh)

:game_die: 18

@discobot roll 1d20

I shoot a projectile of pure nephrite at dubious

:game_die: 12

sorry I let my thoughts win

Will process in the morning Typ stop being a pessimist

What’s current health on the god

I think you’ve done up to 130k now. I really sure hope I don’t give opportunities for huge damage that people completely ignore (they’re too busy telling me the boss has too much health)

can I get an opportunity for huge damage if I do a furioso 100 power McChicken combo if I took the time to actually set it up

Fine

I knew you’d eventually agree Mister Randomness
you will save everybodies lives
with that 5,000 DMG combo that would probably kill me on if I used it

:d

Gabriel got severe depression rn

I remember a comment about letting us control our npc allies. Can we get Kulvir to pull his weight? He ought to be done with evacuations by now.

considering I rolled an 18 this does absolutely nothing to me as I’m protected within my bubble

though out of spite I roll to try and fight back with some randomly thrown out neutron star bombs that grow out of my protective bubble

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 20

flare you are absolutely cooked.

Me staring at the easily obtained 10k damage being missed

Am I unable to use my curse now or

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@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 10