actually I think of it more as “eh eh eh eh eh eh eh” in a lower tone of voice
actually it seems pretty high pitched, so it might just be eh eh eh eh eh
you’re right
Patrick gives me more of a patience soul type of guy tbh
Funny that Sans uses integrity
randomness’ current counter to my absolute peak of power is The Cursesmith having a bunch of nope cards from Exploding Kittens to stop me from just rewriting what is true
kind of random but if an alien invasion fleet came to the district we were in and started attacking, how fucked are the aliens?
(we’ll imagine the aliens being like, the predator or something)
I’d assume they’re pretty cooked since, y’know, the 3-way celestial body trio of hypergravitational death, but what do you guys say?
Literally any other district to invade and they’d be fine.
Literally any other country and they’re alright. Surely the US is still a viable option?
Oh but no they chose the one small place where people can shoot laser beams
I might literally accidentally give the aliens extremely good luck lol
can’t you control who you give the luck to?
(not that it matters though I’m not sure if being lucky is enough to let you survive being smashed/spaghettified/incinerated by something with unfathomable density)
like, maybe they’ll just… not immediately die?
though, that’d be a pretty painful and slow, debilitating way to go out… 
jesus christ can you imagine being spaghettified that must be horrifying
When tournament starting
Like combat tournament with stats, weapons and polls and stuff
wait we’re not gonna be killing eachother are we?
this… is a school after all… 
(also who’s allowing these fights on campus? is this even safe?)
Blame Randomness
well as long as martyn night gets his curse we should be fine
Who dat
Oh life ok
I wonder what his curse could be
though i’m sure some of our curses can also heal, the life manipulation curse should be pretty good at that
What’s yours, sock?