so if it’s not human trafficking and if it’s not stockholm syndrome then what is it? first we lure them in with love and gifts then we convince them to fight to the death which they wouldn’t do before their relationship
true love
would you not defend your partner from someone trying to hurt them?
so imagine that but extreme polyamory
there’s a difference between defending your partner and being convinced by them to fight someone else to the death for fun
also what the heck man is this something in every dating simulator 
Figured that was the case. Still wanted to make a joke.
for arcane adventures the romanicable options should be
females:
Valencia
Sage
unofficial females:
Juniper
Angel
Jack
Rena
Rebecca
Virent
Lilith
Lucifer/Lucy
Vanilla
Olive
Regalius/Kraken’s wife (LISTENNN HEAR ME OUT DUDE)
Nephthys
Airi
Alicia
males:
Rupin
Trigno
Romulus
Averill
Verdies
Silas
Kraken (don’t murder me for this chat )
Freedrock (but every single option just leads to one ending where he rejects you)
Morock
Poseidon(?? maybe??? hearmeoutplease)
Arthur/Cursebeard
Zeus (he’ll accept. its js guaranteed bro )
Prometheus (CHAT. CHAT. WAIT. HEAR ME OUT.)
Theos
Marua
Roran
Ramses
Argestes (why would you even want to rizz him up is beyond me but here for his 1 fan ig…)
Spade (same thing i said for Argestes!!)
Landon (i edited him into official because i forgot he was an actual character… sorry :3)
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Morock praising sim
For females we could also have
Sage
cricket noises (total lack of notable female canon characters in AA)
Also Morock not being on this list is criminal. He is 6’4, has 3 hellcats, is single, blue eyes, blonde textured hair, buff btw and he’s also the strongest so 
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I FORGOT MOROCK
im so sorry i’ve failed you
The comments are getting worse and worse the further i went down.
AO dating sim…
rip i came too late
shouldve done “Iris’s RNG” or “MC’s RNG”
peak gameplay where you click a circular button at the bottom of your screen (for iris’s it would have her head on it) and every 10 clicks the MC/Iris jumps out of the button and does self explosion, giving you good luck! You roll AO characters. Giant White Eyes would be one of the rarest, jaws bandit would be common, etc.
tower defense
mf added Iris’s MOM and didn’t add Iris
tho tbf she already has a dating sim for hers alone
Where.
isn’t iris motherless tho
Acko deleted it
Oh I played that before
dont forget jasmine lynn (sailors lodge castaway)
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alr so i got the basis for a visual-novel type dialogue system down
should probably work on the pokemon aspect now i guess
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Fuck canon, let’s add Juniper from Arcane Adventure’s webtoon.
The church of Iris still exists but it fell apart and it’s dead as hell. You won’t be hearing anything from them.