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Let’s write a story, TOGETHER! One sentence per message, please :pleading_face:

It was a dark and stormy night

One upon a time there was a guy and his name was Trent and he LOOOOVED his generative artific- errrr I mean powerful light magic :light_magic_var2: that solved most problems in his life when he battled opponents

until one day he couldn’t remember anything

An evil voice from above said “MWAHAHAHAHA for the next 48 hours you must try to function with short term memory loss!” And Trent said “DURRRRR LIGHTGPT… UH… UHHHH… AAAAHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

And then he tripped on nothing

The adventure began when he woke up in a shady alleyway

A group of 4 stood there, their faces being obscured by the darkness

One of them was a man… an epic sigma masterminded man

With very big muscles

His voice boomed and shook the very earth, the pavement shattered and the air was filled with a teal aura.

He was full of Caesium-137, which was very dangerous for everyone around him.

he said: “bring me to a hospital please, I’m in a lot of pain”

The other 3 men said “get the fuck out of the way were bringing this guy to the hospital”

A lo, for the men did indeed rush and gallop and dash for the hospital, each taking within their grasps a limb of the downed man, one holding both arms, the other two a leg.

Then Trent followed them to the hospital

The patient later died of acute radiation syndrome

The three remaining men repurposed him as the sacrifice to a god they were worshipping

They worshipped the god of caesium atoms and wore nothing but atomic clocks as loincloths

However, not even a deity could withstand the sheer amount of the highly radioactive cesium-137, and though it wasn’t killed, it became highly radiant.