yeah ok Mary sue
I call the cops and use GPS to inform them of my current location
your gps just pointed the cops to the nearest police station
if we know the nearest police station we can extrapolate the location of the facility, I inform the cops to be on the lookout for any hunger games esque locations
no, as in the nearest police station to the cops’ current location
in other words, the one they’re already at
oh sh*t randomness is here, what you got for us
Not really mary sue, it’s just that you aren’t supposed to fight him
And your actions feel cheesy
Sure it’s a joke and all but keep some sense behind those
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ALRIGHT I BRING:
My really heavy calculator from Forum Curses: Smug,
The left eye of Freedrock, The Lazarus Curse User, in case I owe it to someone in the near future,
and
A phone with two contacts in it, my lawyer and the guy I might owe Freedrock’s eye
I’ll challenge the first person to fight me.
Their toes will never be intact again
Like last time I have my cat ear brain chip which gives me cat like abilities and knowledge and since cats is the most overpowered animal on earth i will be undefeatable >:3
wait a minute, if the cops arent aware of the company, i can assume they arent paying taxes, i call the irs, NOBODY can hide from them
it is bold of you and hyperspace to assume petricorp let you keep your lawyers
petricorp can
hey look I need the guy not for suing petridish but for… eye business
I bring my cat ear brain chip, my 1870s revolver and my pet cat Fredrick (he is named after Fredrick the great of prussia)
I sue you for not allowing fun, as “loss of enjoyment of life” is a valid reason for legal action in some places
i rebuff with “suck it”
I bring a fighter jet and do not elaborate
why is everyone minmaxxing
I call my lawyer to airstrike my current location
Do i look like i can fly a plane
bold of you to assume you still have your lawyer