Forumer Battle Royale: Official

you canonically cant

i am not a benevolent god

Good, im taking you down with me (crashlands)

This is the arena, I am the boss.

did you die

So is this the first death?

basically

maybe? idk we’ll wait for a response

wait what :fearful:

as in that’s basically how i am here

I meditate to ascend to a higher place of existence

I become the red mist with black silence keypages.

“GET BACK TO WORK” says a petricorp agent over the intercom which magically surrounds you on all sides

work = fighting

what is any of that

I tell them to go fuck themselves and continue ascending

“bold move…”

you are then collected by two six-footers who drag you to the torture chamber

everyone come up with some torture methods to be used on @Mr_hyperspace in the next 10 mins

I counter with
awesome evil flamming green skull with ...

Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.

you fail

just tell me, yes or no

i need to log it on the google doc

I continue ascending to a higher plane of existence while being tortured