Please don’t cause a noise complaint, thanks.
The roleplay can be as serious/non-serious as the current situation is. Just like life.
okay that was corny as fuck
“It’s great to be home after a long day of… work, I guess.”
Today felt like a nothingburger.
He enters his humble abode only to realize he didn’t actually lock the door.
“nuts.”
You open the door only for a boxing glove to fire out of a cannon and punch you in the dick.
Grunt in pain.
“Did you spend the entire afternoon setting this up.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled!
“…was this for the roadtrip incident.”
“–fucking dick.”
“Oh wait, was this to get revenge on me burning one of your books?”
You did WHAT WITH ONE OF MY BOOKS?
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You owe me a 20.
A creak echos from the basement
Maybe we should check that out.
“It said book of Lobotomy Corporation…”
“Good point.”
Do you have a flashlight?
Actually, why don’t we have power in the basement?
We just paid the electric bill right?
“I did, I don’t think you live here.”
He picks up his flashlight.
“Don’t you have like… your own house in the Boulevard?”
Remember when I said “I live in your walls”?
“You don’t ACTUALLY, right?”
You know that knocking that you always heard at like, 3 am?