yeah. Also kills anyone who breaks into the basement.
“Do you need a brand new BASEMENT BOMB to clear your basement of unwanted visitors? Buy today for only 9.99 per month! T’s and C’s apply.”
I always hear someone trying to sell me on something…
Even when I’m all alone with my devices turned off…
I might need medication.
“Medication is expensive in this day an age, which is why I’m selling FREE health insurance. Yeah you heard me right. FREE.
Side effects may vary.”
Medication? For free? That sounds great!
I think I’m a schizophrenic.
“Uh no… I see him too.”
“It’s a door-to-door salesman. I thought their kind was extinct.”
“Huh.”
“Is he also trying to sell car insurance?”
“Yes.”
“Hi guys. (cough)”
“You okay?”
“(sniff) Oh I’m totally fine…!”
(nah, you just got into multiple fights in the rain and got sick. piss off…)
“You look like shit.”
“No I don’t- (cough)”
Maybe you are the one who needs the free medicine.
“I’m fine- (COUGH COUGH) (ACHOO!)”
“…I HATE THE FLOOR!!”
“Kill the floor.”
“You can do it.”
He dials up @Cryonical
“Hey uh, can I subscribe to the Odyssey Feed by phone?”
“My address is [profilenumber], Forumer Boulevard.”
1 Like
Yawn
“Another morning.”
“Man, I wonder what can even be done.”
Hey you! You’re finally awake. You were trying to break Akiro out of prison for burning down the gas station right? Walked right into the police station. Same as us.