“There’s a shadow monster in my basement apparently.”
“Also a corpse of an unknown person… barely can distinguish any features.”
“I can exterminate this monster if you pay me”
“I’m trying to see how to get rid of it.”
“No thermal signatures.”
“Don’t know if it appears as physical, don’t know any connections it may have to occult or other things…”
“Wait, are you from that office down the street?”
“Lets just say I got some experience with theese things”
“Eh?”
“Alright. I managed to trap it in a corner.”
“I’m… trying to see if it has a physical form.”
“If it has physical form just tell me and I will get rid of it”
“Ah, alright.”
“–so you are from that office down the street then?”
“Not really. Im just friendly citizen of Great Britain”
“Well it says they specialize in exterminating anomalies…”
“Be it necro, mystical, but it’s always physical.”
“Just tell me already. Does this monster have physical form?”
“Undetermined.”
“Also TAITC stole the flour I was gonna use to see if it did… because flour sticks to things. Really well.”
“Its main way of killing things appears to be wringing them out.”
“It doesn’t matter what its shape is, it’ll attempt to. Heck, not even dead things are safe.”
“So its just invisible?”
“We aren’t aware of that fact yet.”
“It’s in the shadows.”
“I’ve tried to throw down a flashbang down the stairs… it went instantly, but then it was back.”
“It… lurks in the shadows. Almost like it’s one with them.”
“Light only keeps it at bay.”
“But I either want to get rid of this thing or contain it.”
“Cant you just turn the lights on?”
“Yes.”
“We’ve done that before.”
“But the second the lights are back off… it reappears.”
“This means when FOR INSTANCE… something goes wrong with the power, resulting in all the lights turning off… I’m likely in danger.”
“And why do you keep chicken corpse in basement?”
“You’re not concerned about the dead body tied to a chair and the message that says ‘Fear the shadows’ on my damn basement floor?”
“Every third person in my hometown had similar things in their basement. So not really. I just wonder WHY CHICKEN?”
“I used the chicken to see if it was an active threat.”
“The answer was yes.”
“Youre monster”