So yeah, my mind is drowned in absolute chaos, and out of that chaos I got a very „good” idea, which is to make a thread where carbon-based lifeforms shall decide which forumer from chosen 2 would win. So yeah have fun I guess. 
(the first replier shall choose 2 random forumers I dunno just make it work)
@Garlic_Bread vs @anon904914
begin!
aight maybe I should give my own take
butter would win because he got some really unhinged topics ( mhmm where are my cat ears )
garlic is just a normal friendly forumer
that means he has the insanity debuff, garlic_bread wins
he gets +12 power in exchange
Since when? 
not actually “friendly” but by forum standards
I’d say the definition of friendly here would be optical but it overlaps with cough cough stupid
Anyways, next competitors:
key wins, of course, but still both of them are doombringers
nope. banana wins ez
Banana wins by not being permanently banned 
Fun Fact: In one and a half hours, I’m departing for a fencing tournament.
What does flare’s lazy bum do for him?
i just want people to eat
WarmWater wins imo
He would be if others didn’t intervene.
Banana wins
Key is banned and can’t fight back
If he could banana would be done for tho.
The fight was over before it even began 