Forumers you could beat(fight)

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I’m a twink. I am a fair bit stronger than I look but I don’t think I’m genuinely winning a lot of fights. Granted, a lot of people here probably would struggle to stand after being pushed over, so it’s not hopeless.

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multiselect poll with only one answer to choose :broken_heart:

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Not mathematically possible. We need to put @Randomness , @beefybuffoon , @Walyn @Colonsque , @yrni0 and @HealCaster in a cage and watch them beat each other until one person is left standing for that sole person to have the right to vote this option.

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i could beat everyone up if they were in a coma

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Due to logistical reasons, the fight cannot be held physically. I propose that instead you six begin an internet argument over why you would win, and at it’s conclusion, host a poll asking forumers who wins based off the information revealed.

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forum glaze offs part 2

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hmmmm

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i originally put 30% but yeah you may have a point
i’m on the smaller side and have no fighting experience but i’m prob older and more physically active than most forumers

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i would win

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Now, what is your actual argument as to why you would win, over the other five contestants?

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i did street fighting in ‘97 for starters

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Hmm, not the worst argument, but we need to hear the reasoning for the other contestants. Maybe one of them did street fighting in '96, for starters

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i was first to vote 100% so clearly I am right
good luck finding me and good luck finding the cage
before you know it the world’s cage supply will be in my hands

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Eh, much weaker reasoning. You’re much more likely to be losing this one.

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my reasoning is only weak to fools (probably)

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That would make you at least 32 years old assuming you started at 5, which means you’re past your prime. Street fighting is also an ineffective way of fighting. Someone who’s at their peak and knows an actual martial art like karate, boxing, taekwondo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, wrestling, or any of the many martial arts that are proven to be effective, would probably kick your ass. There are a little over 20k forum users (including alts), so I’d say it’s pretty likely that someone like that is on here.

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You sound like someone who autolocks a duelist in Marvel Rivals and then ends up with 0 kills and 17 deaths

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i don’t play marvel rivals but this is probably true
i’d lose so hard in a fight but don’t let them know that

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are chemical weapons banned.

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you’re a farthead