Forums write the lyrics for an absolutely terrible song

I’ll start

Yo yo here we go once upon a time

calvus was on the toilet (ahh)

and then the toilet exploded (poop everywhere)

mr krabs bursts in his bathroom

shotgun in his hands (and high on ketamine)

Pointed at the man (he’s higher than he’s ever been)

Jumping off the stepstones…
For the tenth time today…
I’m looking for a shark
Nobody touching grass
Looking at suggestions
Losing my mind
Time to start a cult
This is going to be fine

Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini
And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
The Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

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Going to make the cookies explode!!
Now we know!