Now make them kiss 
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oh trust me
he was about to transform
well his chest cavity and abdomen was about to turn into something you’d rather not see.
but he’s probably okay
WATAFAAAAAAAAAAK WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO RASNA!!! NOW I GOTTA MAKE ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE CLIFF OF MOUNT CAESAR OH HELL NO!!!
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PLEASE THE WAY YOU DREW THEM IS SO FUNNY 
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I bloody hate Ravenna.
Except Tiberia, they were neglected enough.
Revon: … Im divorcing you
Warning: ginormous lore dump about the Freed Duo 
Summary
Some insight on the Freed Duo’s feelings about the events of the Bronze sea. For four years they have been naval bounty hunters. Four years worth of plundering pirate ships, building up a reputation as the two brave vigilantes fighting for justice at the cost of their own lives and belongings.
All of that completely down the drain. Let’s try to view it from Frida’s perspective.
Imagine - an organisation has been chasing you around the war seas for nearly your entire life. They have taken your family and all your chances at forming any kind of connection, because you’re always in the run. In the short span that they’ve left you alone you spend your days living your life the way you want to. But then the organisation comes back. You have no choice, but to start going against them. You risk your life over and over again until you eventually get presented with your fate: murdering a ruler of a sovereign nation. Have your name be cursed upon, your face inked onto numerous “wanted papers”. Have your image bastardised forever.
Shall we take a look at Eleanor’s perspective?
Imagine - you’ve been affiliated with this organisation in the past. You’re long gone from this group, as you learned from your mistakes. You wish to cover it up and leave it behind you because of your friend’s life-ruining experiences with them. Only for this organisation to surface. Having to face them again after four long years. After you get recognised by one of the members who still linger on in this group, you are given the title "Twister of Morals ". You have information that no outsider should wield. Which possibly makes you the one most wanted person of this group. But the members are starting to recognise your face. The truth is slowly uncovering itself. You wish to not let your past get in your way. But with each day, you begin doubting your dignity more and more.
For nearly half a decade they’ve put the Order behind them, trying to enjoy their life and doing so successfully. Only for them to come back again and ruin everything. Being forced to go into hiding, having people tremble upon hearing their names. All their efforts for a search of justice and recognition completely disparaged.
This is the moment they truly realise how much they’ve really lost. One million galleons worth of bounty is no joke - story-wise, that is. For four years they’ve built up a good reputation throughout the Nimbus sea and have just recently came to the Bronze sea. All four years of their efforts have just been undone in the span of two months. From a somewhat recognised duo of bounty hunters they became a disgrace to the war seas.
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I’ve come to make an announcement: Calvus Caesar is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he imprisoned my fucking friend. That’s right, he took his majesty-fuckin’ glass general out and he sicced him on my fucking friend, and he said his army was “THIS STRONG,” and I said “that’s bullshit,” so I’m making a callout speech from Rubica’s walls: King Calvus Caesar IV, you’ve got a wimpy army. It’s the strength of this kitten except WAY weaker. And guess what? Here’s what my new ship crew looks like.
That’s right, baby. All power, no lies, no propoganda — look at that, it looks like a battalion of demigods. He fucking imprisoned Frida, so guess what, I’m gonna destroy your castle. That’s right, this is what you get: MY PLOT ARMOUR CURSE!! Except I’m not gonna destroy your castle, I’m gonna go further; I’M SMOTHERING THE ENTIRE ISLAND! How do you like that, Mamma Mia?! I DESTROYED ALL YOUR TOWNS, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the gunpowder barrel R A D I A T I O N hit your fucking palace, now get outta my fucking sight, before I screw you over too!
Sincerely, Eleanor Creed.
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This is… BEAUTIFUL! Best whack I seen. 10/10 Vetex should add this.
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Absolutely fucking magnificent.
Probably the best take on this copypasta in relation to AO thus far.
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POP OFF GURL ! GET ‘EM !!!
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No FIGHT EACH OTHER TO DEATH FOR THE KINGDOM OF RAVENNA,(and some weed-)
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Top Ten Greatest Anime Fight:
fight for the last bag of weed