Fraud next week

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i love ultrakilling :money_mouth_face:
yes this is real i am not commiting fraud

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i really wanted to P rank siphilus on brutal before it came out, its the only thing i havent P ranked… but it may be too late :sob:

finally getting back into ultrakill
maybe i’ll be able to p-rank p2 on violent (i suck) before fraud comes out

i cant wait for the 17 minute p rank time on 8-3!!! what the fuck could it POSSIBLY have?

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they announced it on steam
this is not fraudulent

ITS GO TIME
FINALLY I CAN PLAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN 7-4

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Advice for anyone getting into ultrakill

Never ever play on lenient or harmless

Makes it harder for when you finally do move up to the respectable difficulties

Oooooooooooooooo

Time to kill the fraudulent

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Congratulations! All you have to do in order to unlock fraud is get into this building!

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fraud secret level is going to be V1 working at a scam call center while your bangladeshi supervisor screams at the top of his lungs at you

god i hope it’s this

morden next week guys

i dont understand what’s cool about ultrakill but im glad you guys are happy

I’d like to bring up the fact that this was announced on saturday and tomorrow is monday.
As of monday it will be ‘next week’.

Thus, fraud tomorrow.

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Unless you live in a place where Monday is the first day of the week, today (Sunday) it is officially ‘next week’ from the perspective of yesterday.

In which case: Fraud tomorrow.
Monday is still within ‘next week’.

I like the way you think

I don’t have my pc on me so I cant ultra kill as efficiently as I’d like, though I do have estrogen so it’s like ultrakill is always with me

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it has some good music

life is never that good

War without reason is my favorite :money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face::money_mouth_face:

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