Me when I spread batshit insane misinformation on the internet:
Yeah this doesnât even look believable
Someone is going to think itâs real regardless
You can tell because it has the date listed as 19 days ago but nobody cared back then
it has it as 7 days ago
Terrible tragedy, you read the date wrong
That or vetex just invented 11 new months
My mistake I forgot British people werenât real
Along with also most of the rest of the world.
Iâm tired of them putting chemicals in the water that make us think the brits are real!
dw guys⌠at least fr*nce isnt realâŚ
There is no City 17, there is no Mushroom Kingdom, and there is no France.
While weâre here, do you guys think Vetex is cooking? There hasnât been a new patch note dropped in a minute.
we know from patreon and the trello
also i canât get exiled captain, Edwardâs just stuck as deserter
you need to be level 85 or above first of all
iâm max lvl
send me a screenshot of your crew inventory in the shipyard
ok wait
i like to imagine vetexâs creative process is him in a dark, dimly lit gym, drenched in sweat
his veins are popping out of his skin, his eyes are sunken in and his skin in sallow and pale
âOne more repâŚâ He gasps, his throat raw from exhertion, lungs burning a hole in the pit of his stomach
In his delerium, a vision comes to him, a great epiphany born from the depths of exhaustion.
âMake all hostile animals deal percentile bleed.â
So mote it be.
the lvl 20 mage at frostmill when they get quadruple limb lossâd by the randomly spawning polar bear