Full Release Update Patch Notes (Discussion Thread)

Aren’t ghost ships already a thing though?

Yeah, but they’re not necessarily complete
they don’t do anything right now

There’s going to be another system for them that coexists along the Dark Sea ghost ships. We’re going to have ghost ships that function more like they did in AA

wait I forgot

its gonna be the agility change

the return of casting speed

guys, it’s gonna be the colossal cutlass

looks like I gotta use this image again

It’s gonna be good ol’ Nicholas.

nicholas is dead

Global warming…
Toymaker Isle got melted, and Nichola eaten by white eye.

another case of lore npc getting eaten by whiteeyes

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how would that line up

finally, the removal of dashing

The GN realized you weren’t paying your taxes and decided to break your legs

Oh, oh, what do we really have here? Agility change, huh? AGILITY CHANGE?! Let’s break this down. Back in the AA era—simpler times, right? Just two stats: Power and Defense. That’s it. No frills, no fluff, no “Armor Piercing” or “Attack Size” nonsense. Just raw Attack boosts and HP boosts. Straightforward. But now? Now they’re axing Agility? Why? And don’t you dare tell me it’s “just an adjustment.”

Think about it—if Agility’s going, what’s next? What other stats are on the chopping block? Insanity. Oh, yeah, Insanity. Where do we even get that? Dark Sea, right? And in Dark Sea we are using a lot of Agility. Now ask yourself this: was Dark Sea even in AA? No? So what does that really mean? It means something. It always does. No Agility means worse Dark Sea, worse Dark Sea means stronger insanity.

Let me tell you what’s happening. This is a setup. A soft removal, a test run. First Agility, then Insanity, then boom—Dark Seas are gone. Don’t believe me? Look at the patterns. He soft banned Hecate into making it miserable to get. It’s a clear precursor to the next patch. Vetex is planning something big, and they don’t want us to see it coming. They’re gonna wipe out Dark Seas entirely. No Hecate = No people crying about it. No Tier 2 Enchantments = No stat inflation.

Mark my words. It’s all connected. You’ll see.

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right I forgot about that

Legendary charts.
Not treasure charts.
You know which charts.

source: im goated

paper and ink copium

Syk tries to eat the red thread and f*cking dies

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