Full Release Update Patch Notes (Discussion Thread)

RIP some cool dialogue and pushup girl

NPC’s with dialogue stay, iirc push-up girl has dialogue

they have dialogue
besides it would be weird for the guy to just stand there and say “we’re having a pushup challenge, she hasn’t stopped yet” and he’s just staring at the ground

She left him and now he’s had a mental breakdown because of it

speaking of which, that’s girls been doing push-ups for 4 months :skull:

4?? i think you mean 19

in-game, according to the dates in story

mb all
19 months in ao years tho
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thats how many ao years, 109

i wonder if criminal islands will have citizen npcs or what
maybe they’ll all function as guards and there will be significantly fewer

The navy definitely would have plenty of civilian workers, although I think it might only be the chore npcs that’ve been added.

it said it has “a few” so it probably has like 5 sweepers and 15 guards for instance, since all the civilians would be capable of fighting they would be guards

Woah im early on the new patchnotes

Look above urs… :face_holding_back_tears:

bro CANNOT read :sob:

Imagine enlisting to be part of the navy just to get put on janitor duty :sob:

imagine becoming a janitor just to get enlisted into the navy

imagine being the navy only to enlist a janitor

Imagine being the janitors only to enlist the navy

tbh I’d take janitor duty any day over just having to stand in a spot 24/7 until I get anhilated by some dude farming treasure charts

Great, now we’re going to have loserbobs grinding their kdr

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