Imagine there’s a “comedy” section in the Agora, what news articles would you write in it? (Based on personal experience)
I’ll start:
Man goes to heaven, fights black man, loses, gets banished back to the mortal realm.
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Castaway refuses to swim to island 30 meters away and chooses a ship 40 meters away
Vetex getting the idea of dropping the most important pieces of lore in a comedy article:
[Person] has ascended to Elysium
We don’t know how
Local pumpkin farmer has been robbed of his pumpkins
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By a dude named Robbin Banks
In the middle of the sky for some reason
with a note left behind that says Fort, Night
Man spends life fishing for a cat in the Dark Sea, professionals say he’s losing the point.
Man breaks into Ravenna Castello, Fodderizes King Calvus, Makes him his dog, Goes to elysium, Beats up the war phoenix, Man goes to sailors lodge, Ganks low levels, Forces low levels to be his dogs.
Fort talus was raid- oh wait this is confidential
At Sailors Lodge there has been sightings of a person, whom by pure speculation, is materializing out of thin air and dying again over and over, quote from a sailor that frequently visits Sailors Lodge: “Sailors was always our stopover for a break, although this time we diden’ dare go near it since the entire lodge was on fire, there was this faint humanoid figure in the sky as well firing spells. couldnt see who it was, light was blinding my eyes.” end quote.
(dang i intended this to be short, not that long)
Sudden shipment of excess cargo from Ravenna to Redwake has occurred. Food prices at an all time low!
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