A new power is entering the forum war/politics/whatever it is!
basically just mercenaries, if you pay us money we fight for you (like lawyers, except useful)
If you join, you will be given:
$0 steam gift card
a cookie
cool laser gun
legendary cool awesome epic sword (completely useless)
free(ish) healthcare (it’s free until you actually need it)
… and more!
Would you work for me for 3 basil herbs
Btw you also get access to all the amazing benefits of the Resistance Movement
A-10 warthog go
Propaganda, they live in holes. Join the empire instead!!!
Slander! We live in spaciously dug out, well-heated and venilated underground halls!
sure, until someone pays me more in the middle of a battle and we turn on your soldiers
What if I pay you with the promise of everything the enemies utterly defeated by our alliance have + 3 basil herbs
then we probably won’t turn against you unless the enemies are dirt poor
If the enemy is poorer than us, they can’t offer better payment regardless
If the enemy is richer than us, Resistance Movement x Forumwide Expeditionary Force will work together to defeat them, after which FEF gets its payment, which by default includes any sort of payment the enemy could have offered + 3 basil herbs
It’s a win-win!
fair enough
Can I pay in exposure?
you’re too generous
you’re right, i should also have them pay me all of their worldly possessions
I believe that was response to J0n’s comment
he still made a good point
you guys are a bunch of sick fucks for what you did to those freedomers in dark valley…
not even specifying what type of cookie… shame…
you need better propaganda
I bored
im tempted
