what
gay odyssey. i love it.
what if tucker survived and was GAY…
King calvus now has darkness magic and seeks to destroy every rainbow coloured looking thing in existence.
what if instead of the game being named arcane odyssey and centered around the player trying to restore the gods to banish the dark sea
it was named gay odyssey and centered around the player, a male, building a harem of variously-shaped males in order to banish the straight-ness of straight people?
this is the plot of arcane odyssey believe it or not
Can’t wait for Iris to find Skyhall’s coveted Testosteroneum potion
and then he transitions and names himself ‘Morden but cooler’ just to annoy bumden
Edward, we have to find the lost rainbow magic! Let’s goooooooooo!
#woke is back baby
little does he know his efforts will be in vain
he’ll just teleport
The amount of effort to avoid the gays
the gay staircase
heartwarming: local ‘most kind and caring’ king of Ravenna uses handrails to avoid dirtying the beautiful pride flag.
I stand with Calvus 
better start crawling then
He’s so kind and caring he even had it covered with a protective layer of white paint to keep it safe from rain and dirt, and the very next day as well!