Give me a suggestion to remove the M:3 Cat-Inator Brain Chip from my brain

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Before making this thread I have been given three suggestions that I remember:
Use an icepick
EMP
Consume 20 tons of sugar

Please help I need ideas the chip is actively taking over my brain

Suggestions made during this topic:
Singular water drop
Brain-eating amoeba, if it’s going down my entire brain is
Nvm the brain-eating amoeba died of hunger
Listen to thick of it once
Radiation therapy with gamma rays
Lobotomy
Mysterious orb
Insert another brain chip into my brain to counter the cat-inator chip
Implant a dog brain chip to chase the cat one away
Give in my body will learn to fight it eventually
Sue Leblanc for giving me the cat ears in the first place (not sure how this will remove the brain chip but ok)
Use the lawsuit to get information on how to remove it
Chop the cat ears off
Go to the vet
Wear actual cat ears to cancel out the AO cat ears somehow

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Single drop of water on it

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Brain eating amoeba

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It is starting to take over

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brain eating aomeba died of hungry

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listen to thick of it once (singular) (1) (ONE) time
any more than one time will do irreversible damage

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Radiation therapy but we use gamma rays

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Of course you should try a lobotomy

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the mysterious orb might do the trick

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put in another computer chip specifically designed to counter the effects of the catinator chip

that way they quantumlock each-other and you won’t have to worry about it for the rest of your days

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Deron was here and he has reacted with ONLY crying emojis NOTHING ELSE JUST CRYING my man is going through a mental break down my lord

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That’s just what he does

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Either way hear me out

Put a dog chip on top of your head to chase it away

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Succumb to it. Give in. Your body will eventually learn to fight it off by itself.

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refund the cat brain chip saying that it didn’t give off cat vibes well enough for your liking

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I don’t know where the cat ears that implanted it are from

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sue granny Leblanc

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I have sued Leblanc but that hasn’t done anything for my brain chip problem

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now tell her you’ll settle the suit in exchange for information on how to remove it, you are now rich and no longer a catboy

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She didn’t know that the cat ears had a brain chip in it so she doesn’t know how to remove it

Why do you think I put on those cat ears in the first place!?