Give me jokes!

I’m bored so give me your best jokes

My joke:

Mike Tyson- No one listens to my feelings when I want to say how I feel

Therapist- Don’t worry Mike I’m all ears :ear:

Mike Tyson-
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Skibidi toilet

Theoretical: I should have a million dollars
Practical: I’m married

why are most ships females

because it takes a lot of paint to make them look good

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A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one”.

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I will not assist my rival 3:< (I’m not creative with jokes at all)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side! :joy: