Samuel Richard Jordanstein is a bitch ass motherfucker.
He pissed on my fucking quartermaster. That’s right. He took his mage dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING quartermaster, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on the Agora. Samuel Richard Jordanstein, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby. Tall points, no metamagic, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a dragon fire carronade. He fucked my quartermaster, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the war seas. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER PULSAR PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the war seas, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on OLYMPUS! How do you like that, theos? I PISSED ON OLYMPUS YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking war seas, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!