Give me your best jokes

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So a guy comes up in a bar his friend offers him some root beer. He asked him to give it to him in a square mug

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Half this post
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Well?

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Necrobump!!!

I appreciate the epic necrobump but we all know full well no one’s ever gonna reply :sob:

Why so?

Check his fucking profile

Who’s profile? He said “no one’s ever gonna reply”, not that one person specifically

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend

Inside of a dog, you can’t read a book

dramatic sigh

wipes lip

vetexgames

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A man walks into a club

Awesome punchline

What do you call a pie from the sea that critiques your baking?

A pi-rate.

What da hell happened here 0_0 i forgot that i have this topic lol

Morden: this is where i buried Tucker…
MC: you dug that… and where are we?
Morden: how would i know…
Horse walks in

what do you call a baby deep rock galactica player?

a minor