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A guy walks in a bar…
That’s it. That’s the story. Are you dissatisfied? Is your life incomplete now? That’s the whole point. Sometimes in life, things turn out incomplete, almost like my marriage. Why did you have to leave me Diane, I thought we were happy together. We had two kids and I even worked overtime to help pay for our suburban house. But no… No, no, no… you decide to sleep with my boss, Dave. Now I can never forgive you. I guess that the saying people are in your lives only temporary really is true, because you’re getting out of mine. Get ready Diane! Get your act together because tomorrow night you have a date with my knife! It’ll love to have some intimacy all staggered up into your intestines. Oh, and I haven’t forgotten about you Dave. Soon, you’ll have a date too, but with knife-ette! All of those times I had to lower myself to customers and even sung that one Frozen song to make a child stop crying and bleeding my eardrums! I seem to be getting over myself… oh, what have I become. I feel all alone and my only solution is to kill. How despicable of me. It is no doubt that I’m a dangerous man, so tonight, this goes out to you Diane. I’m self-medicating myself with all the headaches you put me through. I hope you all find peace in your lives…
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