i’m so annoyed that everyone keeps glazing this game and thinking it’s peak roblox. it’s not. rant intended only for people who played the game, you won’t get it otherwise, unless if you ask for specific context about my points and i can try and pull that up for you
the dev missed the point, the community missed the point, and the game itself missed what made it good. it unfortunately suffers from the same problem RWBY or rainbow six siege has: it started off good. it could have stayed good. it frequently threatens to be good. but the creators just drop the ball every time and we’re left with utter dogshit.
EXHIBIT A: QUESTIONABLE WRITING
It was supposed to be an anti-war game where both sides are locked into a pointless struggle. You know what red writes next for the lore? The golden empire always keeps winning. Remember when the golden empire was set up to be good at combat but bad at logistics
meanwhile the kings are inexperienced with tactics but know how to keep their men fed and happy
and in turn they’re much more stealthy in combat instead of taking the empire head-on. this sets them up to be sneaky, guerilla soldiers going up against a more traditional, old-fashioned army. the queen has the manpower, but not enough resources to keep all of them fed or equipped the right way. meanwhile the nations have less experienced soldiers to spare, but in turn they can equip each individual better
scrap all of that. now the kings are bumbling fools who can’t do anything right and the queen is just naturally good at everything. why? who knows? red probably self-inserts as the Queen
adjucator lore: why in the FUCK would the royal nations try and set up a peaceful deal with the golden empire, instead of, idk, ambushing the empire? and instead the golden empire ambushes them and loses absolutely nothing. does red forget any of the lore written down? why would the side that invented the Jaeger corps (the group that specializes in torture, traps, and stealth) go for a clean deal??? what WOULD have made more sense is both sides COULD have walked away with what they wanted, but they opened fire on each other and left no survivors on either side
hellion lore: why would the nations use the weapon of the enemy in the propaganda film?
what was red trying to cook???
the hellion was designed for the nation, but in the propaganda film it’s used by the empire??
would they not be repulsed by using the shotgun?
why wouldn’t the propaganda film be about the nation using a new shotgun to effortlessly sweep the empire soldiers? does red not understand what propaganda means? just because she lampshades the irony doesn’t make the writing any less stupid
snake eyes lore: One of the golden empire prisoners gets to keep their cross, and eventually uses that cross as a shiv to stage an escape
WHY IS IT NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
WHY IS THE ROYAL NATION LETTING THEM KEEP THEIR RELIGION
WOULDN’T YOU BE TRYING TO DISSUADE THEM FROM KEEPING THEIR RELIGION???
A SIMPLE FIX: HAVE A NATION PRISONER BE FORCED TO ACCEPT GOD
BUT INSTEAD THEY SNUB THE RELIGION AND USE THE CROSS IN A “HERETIC” WAY
with how many Ws the golden empire gets, at this point just stop trying to hide how it’s an equal war and turn it into a COD game where it’s “glorious protagonists golden empire sweep the idiotic royal nations” (see later: exhibit C)
EXHIBIT B: even the gameplay missed the point
anyone remember when the objectives used to be completely barren, like literal wooden baseplates?
yeah this was fucking amazing because you can’t just sit on point
people will snipe tf out of you from the tunnels, so it’s tunnel based combat
is your enemy taking cover behind rocks?
FUCKING MINE THEIR COVER, TUNNEL STRAIGHT TO THEIR ASS
it was chaotic, fun, and dynamic. half the time you weren’t even fighting on the objective, you were controlling the tunnels around it since staying out in the open was a death sentence
you could have really long tunnel sightlines where snipers prevailed, or twisty turning paths and hide with a shotgun
rook also had a perfect spot in the gameplay. since there’s no cover on the objective, rook can slam down some barricades and cover teammates who are currently capturing the point. the volk scoped rifle, similarly, excelled in sniping at people who are sitting on point but was clunky to use in CQC-tunnel combat
and then red chooses to add pre-made buildings on the objective for a shitty mini rainbow six siege map. which can’t be destroyed, at all.
now rooks are so useless the dev had to add a third mining bomb to their toolset
which is like a grenade launcher that only works on blowing up rocks in the tunnels
but that was also useless because NOBODY IS IN THE TUNNELS
THEY’RE ALL ON THE OBJECTIVE WHICH HAS PRE-MADE COVER, NOW VOLK CAN’T EVEN SNIPE BECAUSE THE WHOLE OBJECTIVE IS AN INDESTRUCTIBLE HOUSE
exhibit C: the community. oh god the community
i really don’t want to talk about this. it’s no surprise that red’s fanbase is… unpleasant. decaying winter was a cesspool of toxic players, and grave/digger is no different. literally any small criticism or complaint (for example, the dev’s extremely arbitrary change to just change the text size ingame with no option to change it back) gets shouted down.
remember when i said see exhibit C earlier? the community also seemed to have missed the point about anti-war, because every single image on the official trello wiki involves the Golden Empire destroying the Royal Nations. every single perk-related image.
even the perks focused on underhanded, stealthy tactics (like silent mining or the ability to hide your light, which normally reveals your position) are given to the Golden Empire soldiers.
are you seeing the problem yet?