Greatest Mysteries in the Universe

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Even as an omnipresent being, these 8 questions cannot be answered by me

  • What is Obama’s Last Name?

  • Who let the Dogs Out?

  • What does the Fox Say?

  • Is cereal a soup?

  • Is a taco a sandwich?

  • Is water wet?

  • gif or gif

  • Who asked?

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The fox is telling you to find who the fuck let those goddamned dogs out.

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The fox chirps (I’m only partially joking)

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don’t forget these classics

  • is cereal a soup?
  • is a taco a sandwich?
  • is water wet?
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3 More questions:

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  • how to count
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  • Where is your father?
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ngl I was expecting it to only be “who asked?”

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This is a serious answer to all the questions, this is not a joke. (number 2 is an exception.)

  • What is Obama’s Last Name?
    Obama’s last name is Obama.

  • Who let the Dogs Out?
    The dogs dug a hole out.

  • What does the Fox Say?
    Foxes bark, scream, howl, and squeal.

  • Is cereal a soup?
    Soup is defined as a liquid food made by boiling or simmering meat, fish, or vegetables with various added ingredients, so of course cereal does not count as a soup, unless you are a maniac and eat your cereal with meat, or vegetables.

  • Is a taco a sandwich?
    Tacos are not sandwiches, a sandwich is two slices of bread with filling in between or one slice of bread covered in food, tacos merely resemble a sandwich. The thing is that a sandwich is slices of bread, even though a soft tortilla is a type of bread, it’s never sliced.

  • Is water wet?
    Water is not wet, it makes other things wet.

  • gif or gif
    Gif.

  • Who asked?
    The person who asked who asked.

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I now acknowledge you as a universal being of all knowledge. You are now my ally

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It is satisfactory to understand that your relation with me is adequate.

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I repectfully disagree, water is wet, while also making things wet. Wet is a adjective to describe water, whether it’s making other things wet or not.

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what does dragon mean

dragon deez nuts

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Water might not be wet. Water might not be dry. Wetness is a spectrum, and it is time that we, as a society, accept the fact that water can fall between wet and dry. Water can be damp, dank even. I’d go as far as to say that water can be moist if it identifies as such.

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Wet describes something with water stuck to it, not water itself.

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water isn’t wet because it’s water, you can’t have water on water because it’s not solid

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Most Important Question:

Where do our socks go?

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(:

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So what is water then?

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Isn’t water stuck to water because surface tension?
And what in a molecular level is technically stuck to each other right?
So water is wet

-if you don’t count that as one whole pack of, well, water

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if you fucking pronounce gif as gif
i swear to god i will find you