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ok. if thats how you want it to be, your choice. do you honestly think i cant bribe dave for your ip adress? everyone has a price. do this a couple months back, ok, i mightve let it slide, now, someone so much as looks at me the wrong way an theres gonna be probs, lucky for me they always back the fuck down so i dont gotta get my hands dirty. i know youll try the same when shit hits the fan but dont think ill be so linient, cause i wont. dont say i didnt warn you.
ok. if d-dats how yuw wawnt iwt tuwu be, youw choice. do yuw honestwy dink i c-cant bwibe dave fow youw ip a-adwess? evewyone has a pwice. do dis a c-coupwe monds b-back, ok, i mightve wet iwt swide, now, someone so m-much as wooks at me da wwong way an d-dewes gonna be pwobs, wucky fow me dey awways back da f-fuwck down so i dont gotta get mwy h-hands diwty. i know youww twy da same when shit hits da fan but dont dink iww be so winient, cause i wont. dont say i-i didnt w-wawn yuw.
You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You’re a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
You awe swine you vuwgaw wittwe maggot. Don’t you know that you awe pathetic? You wowthwess bag of fiwth. As we say in Cawifownia, I’ww bet you couwdn’t pouw piss out of a boot with instwuctions on the heew. You awe a cankew. A sowe that won’t go away. A zit on the butt of society. I wouwd wathew kiss a wawyew than be seen with you.
You awe a fiend and a cowawd, and you have bad bweath. You awe degenewate, noxious and depwaved. I feew debased just fow knowing you exist. I despise evewything about you. You awe a bwoody nawdwess newbie twit pwotohominid chwomosomawwy abewwant cawicatuwe of a copwophagic cwoacaw pawasitic pond scum and I wish you wouwd go away.
You’we a putwescence mass, a wawking vomit. You awe a spinewess wittwe wowm desewving nothing but the pwofoundest contempt. You awe a jewk, a cad, a weasew. Youw wife is a monument to stupidity. You awe a stench, a wevuwsion, a big suck on a souw wemon.
You awe a bweating foow, a cuwdwed staggewing mutant dwawf smeawed wichwy with the effwuvia and offaw accompanying youw awweged biwth into this wowwd. An insensate, bwinking cawf, meaningfuw to nobody, abandoned by the puke-dwoowing, giggwing beasts who siwed you and then kiwwed themsewves in wecognition of what they had done.
I wiww nevew get ovew the embawwassment of bewonging to the same species as you. You awe a monstew, an ogwe, a mawfowmity. I bawf at the vewy thought of you. You have aww the appeaw of a papew cut. Wepews avoid you. Because off youw face the wabbit popuwation actuawwy decweased. You awe viwe, wowthwess, wess than nothing. You awe a weed, a fungus, the dwegs of this eawth. And did I mention you smeww?
If you awen’t an idiot, you made a wowwd-cwass effowt at simuwating one.
You snaiw-skuwwed wittwe wabbit. Wouwd that a hawk pick you up, dwive its beak into youw bwain, and upon finding it wancid set you woose to fwy bwiefwy befowe spattewing the ocean wocks with the fwothy pink shame of youw ignobwe bwood. May you choke on the queasy, convuwsing nausea of youw own twite, foowish bewiefs.
You awe weawy, stawe, fwat and unpwofitabwe. You awe gwimy, squawid, nasty and pwofane. You awe fouw and disgusting. You’we a foow, an ignowamus. Monkeys wook down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You awe unwesewvedwy pathetic, stawved fow attention, and wost in a wand that weawity fowgot.
You awe a waste of fwesh. You have no whythm. You awe widicuwous and obnoxious. You awe the mowaw equivawent of a weech. You awe a wiving emptiness, a meaningwess void. You awe souw and seniwe. You awe a disease, you puewiwe one-handed swack-jawed dwoowing meatswappew.
On a good day you’we a hawf-wit. You wemind me of dwoow. You awe deficient in aww that wends chawactew. You have the pewsonawity of wawwpapew. You awe dank and fiwthy. You awe asinine and benighted. You awe the souwce of aww unpweasantness. You spwead misewy and sowwow whewevew you go.
I cannot bewieve how incwedibwy stupid you awe. I mean wock-hawd stupid. Dehydwated-wock-hawd stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whowe diffewent dimension of stupid. You awe twans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cowwapsed on itsewf so faw that even the neutwons have cowwapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intewwect can escape. Singuwawity stupid. Bwazing hot mid-day sun on Mewcuwy stupid. You emit mowe stupid in one second than ouw entiwe gawaxy emits in a yeaw. Quasaw stupid. Youw wwiting has to be a twoww. Nothing in ouw univewse can weawwy be this stupid. Pewhaps this is some pwimowdiaw fwagment fwom the owiginaw big bang of stupid. Some puwe essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything ewse as to be beyond the waws of physics that we know. I’m sowwy. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid fow me. Aftew this, you may not heaw fwom me again fow a whiwe. I don’t have enough stwength weft to dewide youw ignowant questions and hawf baked comments about unimpowtant twivia, ow any of the west of this dwivew. Duh.
Maybe watew in wife, aftew you have weawned to wead, wwite, speww, and count, you wiww have mowe success. Twue, these awe wudimentawy skiwws that many of us “nowmaw” peopwe take fow gwanted that evewyone has an easy time of mastewing. But we sometimes fowget that thewe awe “chawwenged” pewsons in this wowwd who find these things mowe difficuwt. I wish you the best of wuck in the emotionaw, and sociaw stwuggwes that seem to be pwacing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You awe hypocwiticaw, gweedy, viowent, mawevowent, vengefuw, cowawdwy, deadwy, mendacious, mewetwicious, woathsome, despicabwe, bewwigewent, oppowtunistic, bawwatwous, contemptibwe, cwiminaw, fascistic, bigoted, wacist, sexist, avawicious, tastewess, idiotic, bwain-damaged, imbeciwic, insane, awwogant, deceitfuw, demented, wame, sewf-wighteous, byzantine, conspiwatowiaw, satanic, fwauduwent, wibewous, biwious, spwenetic, spastic, ignowant, cwuewess, iwwegitimate, hawmfuw, destwuctive, dumb, evasive, doubwe-tawking, devious, wevisionist, nawwow, manipuwative, patewnawistic, fundamentawist, dogmatic, idowatwous, unethicaw, cuwtic, diseased, suppwessive, contwowwing, westwictive, mawignant, deceptive, dim, cwazy, weiwd, dystopic, stifwing, uncawing, pwantigwade, gwim, unsympathetic, jawgon-spouting, censowious, secwetive, aggwessive, mind-numbing, awassive, poisonous, fwagwant, sewf-destwuctive, abusive, sociawwy-wetawded, puewiwe, cwuewess, and genewawwy Not Good.
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