1 year old
American
5ft
20 years old
Dark eyes
Black hair
Fair complexion
Notable accessory is +2 perscription glasses
people who self diagnose are stupid and i will die on that hill
im 2
nobody got the BALLS to mess with meâŚ
13 years old
white
mid west united states
squeaky voice
redditor
thinks heâs hot shit
laughs at his own jokes
blonde hair. about as long as his neck and dyed the ends black because it makes him look like a âgrown upâ
5 ft 7
Wrong
Debatable
Right
comes from a farm probably
me when the broadest class is the correct one
imma do a bit of a reveal
what is normal
wrong
more likely correct
wrong
idk, more likely wrong
more likely correct
wrong
wrong
correct
wrong
Weâll get it right eventually
are you black
Well in that caseâŚ
South American. Not sure what county. Potentially could be central too, but I havenât met more than one person from there, so I wouldnât usually think of that region.
Probably in the 5â1-5â5 range.
Youâre a 6â2, at least 18, and probably not from Texas.
Hit me upâŚ
nobody will know who I AMâŚ
I need more guesssesâŚ
youâre probably someone who lives somewhere
youâre probably older than 10 years old but younger than 50
6â0, but otherwise you got it right.
Again asking, how about meh?
Forty years old. Probably has a really deep voice but pretends to have a high one. Most likely pretends to be an E-girl. Thinking you wear cat ears when using the internet.
Probably a guy. Either really skinny or really fat, but youâre a strangely fast runner. Youâre probably Russian too, but I donât think youâd speak your native language. Could be an FBI agent trying to find PDFiles or you are one yourself. Either way your name is definitely one of these: Pablo, Bob, Bobert, Robert, Rob, or Putin.
Or you could be a one hundred and fourteen year old gremlin thatâs actually an undercover IRS agent looking to pin tax fraud on Vetex. One of the two. No matter which one of these descriptions is correct, youâre probably still wearing cat ears.