But what if I buy it from TARGET?!?!?!?!?!?!
You fool.
Why not just create a paradox in which every store is the same store and buy all of it simultaneously?
Then just alter reality so that the door outside of your room leads to this paradoxical store.
Oh, that might be a better solution. I’m going to do that now.
Don’t forget to avoid travelling to the 12th dimension specifically.
Alright i’m back.
I got the spray my man
You poor poor soul
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Iwt’s usewess tuwu twy awnd get wid of me
Uses 1 duodecillion cans of it
Apwiw foows iws now ovew
｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡
i cawn finawwy weave
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
my job hewe iws done
┬┴┬┴┤･ω･)ﾉ
expect tuwu see taitc soon
goodbye
oh god
it’s finally over
i finally have control of my account again
Wwww Itsw Comwtagiwous : ( ~nya
Itw dis lat apri fewl
what the hell is this
april fools joke where I masqueraded as a furry for a solid day
amazing
Well, if your lucky, it should only last a day or 2, a week at most UwU. Anyone want some good DA recommendations? I promise it’ll be the best thing you’ve ever seen
Dies of dead
Ow no.