Hardest decision in existence

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Girl friend of course, I can get her (it?) to work in the garlic bread factory

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Becomes food vs. food

I’m no fatty. 1 anime lady Dimitrescu please

I don’t like garlic bread

We’ve found the alien spy. Gank them.

Neither

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Think about what you just said. A vampire in a garlic bread factory.

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garlic bread vamp gf kinda mid :sleeping_bed:

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If you have a lifetime of garlic bread then you can sell them

@Garlic_Bread not talking about you :pray:

garlic bread no question blud i aint getting the life sucked out of me by an ungly vampire no thanks L+ratio get exorcised no blood for you

wow

while I may a lesbian, vampires are NOT it. Give me that fucking garlic bread.

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why is it 2 pixels :skull_and_crossbones:

GARLICK BREAD GIMME ALL THAT STUFF
(complete sentence)

just realized vampires dont like garlic

fym hardest choice in existence, the key to true happiness is right there, staring at you; it is available and within reach. Nothing is stopping you from making the perfect decision that’ll forever perfect your life and make everything pleasant until you die.

The garlic bread. Peak fucking food right there.

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Honestly, vampire girlfriend.

Garlic bread is great and all, hear me out, but, most of my favorite foods are usually stuff like ramen or asian goods. :man_shrugging:

I just hope she doesn’t bite me or anything, she can eat human food right?

i forgot my mom siaid im a sunshnie
and so no w my vampire girlfrien is dead
uck