Harketh! I declare Resistance Movement!

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Decree

Since neither @mari nor @Vratien seem to be taking the dictatorial race seriously, I have decided to take matters into my own hands. I hereby establish the Resistance Movement with the goal of toppling both of these completely frivolous totalitarian rulers and establishing a completely new, never before seen third dictator, monthly elected by the anarcho-syndicalist commune.

Why should I join?

The Resistance Movement offers plenty of enjoyable activities for all its members, such as:

  • Winding underground tunnel digging sessions
  • Fried fish
  • Cool edgy black robes with hoods
  • All the features offered by the Anti-Necropost Coalition which has generously decided to sponsor the violent uprising
  • Tomboys and femboys
  • TomMEN and femMEN
  • Free consultations with T H E C A R P!
  • Genuine Ralsei plush

Aditional encouragement may also come from the planned purges of all the enemies of the friendly and righteous Resistance Movement.

I can’t wait to commit heinous crimes against humanity under the mantle of an oppressive political party! Where do I sign in?

Right here, my dear revolting friend, or enemy making an uneasy truce, or spy from maritan or vratientan party sent to undermine our structure. Just hit yes on the Peon Release Form.
You’ve naught to lose but thy own chains… And you’ve the World to gain.
There is no price to pay, save for a pact sealed by blood of an infant before the eternal gaze of the UNSPEAKABLE.

Peon Release Form: Help A Fair And Just Dictator Conquer The World
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The Constitutional Scoobert Republic
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I like the way you talk :nail_polish:

Ight. That’s it. Let’s break international law. Where do I sign ?

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@mari should we join forces and make a totalitarian government?

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Just write down your name and you will be bound by a demonic pact to forever serve the party’s ambiguous goals

There’s no need for this violence, you can just join the Resistance Movement instead and topple mari with us and then at the Murderless Council of the newly formed Traitorkill Empire we’ll discuss your ruling terms.

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@the_wingler @JustAVoidOrb how good a deal is that ? We can become a totalitarian leader’s armed militia !

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Oh, but of course, the entire rest of the kiwi army is welcome, too!

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ay ay ay we’re the totalitarian leaders!
not this scumbag

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Not after our rebellious forces completely crush and stomp over your inhumane regime and I reveal my true colors and plunge the world into endless totalitarian turmoil as a new self-appointed totalitarian leader

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it doesn’t even exist yet, you’re just resisting the existence of an idea

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God this guy really does only have green flags

Fascism doesn’t have to be in power for antifascism to exist

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Hey good news you got your first appointment
Drag Vratien, who has so foolishly stepped into our secret underground lair of evil and mischief, into a dungeon with a loose tile hidden beneath a carpet with a line of loamy, soft soil conveniently leading into the palace, beat them up but not too hard so it doesn’t hurt a lot, and leave them a bowl porridge with a comically oversized spoon

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What if they use the spoon as a weapon ?

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You can carry a comically oversized baseball bat to give them a concussion

You may sign up right here by hitting yes on the Peon Release Form
As for the slaughter, we start when the two opposing rulers escape our lair alive but battered and insufficiently powerful to stop our rapidly approaching forces

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thanks for the idea

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So… You in?

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We can establish a pecking order ; )

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Say no more (/j)

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What a tempting offer..

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i don’t wanna join, mari and vratien (to a lesser extent haha) are nice

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