Headcanon for dying

Must be a heavy(quite literally) responsibility for whoever’s going to haul your dead ass in a coffin to wherever you’re going to get buried/cremated/embalmed/whateverthehelltheydowithyourdeadcorpse

Dreams for eternity maybe idk man I try to not to be controversial

just whatever makes coping easier i guess.

something something 9 layers yadayada gabriel yap yap yap killer vampire robot etc etc

elysium is right there.
that is one of the greek afterlives.

unless you mean irl which its kinda weird to say ‘headcanon’ there but ok.

this is what theyre referring to

its just as it was before you were born

I’ve personally never been into the idea of an afterlife it just seems too much like mythic literalism to me so idk I’m kinda in a limbo do i believe in it? do i not? i haven’t made up my mind yet though i do want to believes in y’know elysium/hades/fields of asphodels/tartarus idk it just seems like mythic literalism to me. it’s probs gonna take me longer to deconstruct my latent atheism ig so ig my answer would be I’m probs gonna end up in the asphodel fields (and it’s fun to imagine my opps suffering in tartarus :3)

if i dont get to play arcane odyssey after i pass on ill have some choice words for thanatos

Could say the same with YOU.
Also stop recycling my jokes against you that only works because you’re fat AF and I’m average weight

Is that the most you can really do?

Buddy your ragebait is not working I ain’t falling for that

I don’t know? You just hop on forums and you get the burning rage to scream at someone that is minding their own business?

yall fight like kindergartners go say a badword like fuck or something

Ngl why do I feel like I’m starting to cross some lines
or maybe it’s just that I’ve stopped caring about consequences at this point?
or maybe our flimsy excuse of a friendship is just crumbling apart like any other
eh we’re derailing the topic either way

if you don’t like sam pilgrammed we can’t be friends :wilted_flower:

And personally I prefer that

The idea of nothing hurts my head, because what is nothing?

But alas, I believe nothing

when you canonically die you automatically spawn in Elysium

well now im curious what you said