I would post the bottom gear copypasta but like
The mods are gonna strike me
Okay. There’s way too many slurs in this thing, if you want the copypasta, I can dm you.
Hello lads and welcome to AO gear, today Vetex suspends a child, Tech destroys a city block and moochezz is attempting auto theft to evade his taxes.
Nah dw, I’ve seen it, I just wanted an ao version without the slurs. Just pure goofiness
Tonight on AO Gear
I (Vetex) get lost on the Dark Sea
Tech gets sucked in a whirlpool
And moochez gets robbed on Tiberia
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I actually chuckled at that, the comical idea of Tech accidentally side dashing into a whirlpool then getting killed by a lurker (True story) is so goofy to me. 10/10
Also Rayman will be The Stig
Also, the thing about me dying in that whirlpool is the fact that before, I killed a castaway who inadvertently saved me from a whirlpool. Divine judgment
Tonight on AO Gear
Vetex flung by a wind mage
Tech is thrown off Skyhall
And Moochezz is drowning