Help i got in a love triangel with captain trigno and captain sage (story) (i wrote this out of spite)

check this entire reply for context

people fucking voted for the classic love triangle between trigno/sage/the player and names got japanese suffixes, some lines/words might be straight up japanese

also i’ll just refer to the player like their literal name was Player because yes

i wrote this in one go while being pissed about something and it’s supposed to be a shitpost, a lot of stuff are going to be incoherent


[ location: Borealis i guess lmao ]

Player: mmm yes what a subarashii day in this very fine tavern
chugs down vodka

Trigno: hey

Player: T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TRIGNO-SAN?!?!?!?!
chokes on vodka and fucking collapses
lies down on the floor

Trigno: what is wrong with you

Player: everything

Trigno: yeah fair enough
chugs down his own drink calmly

Player: Tringo-san what are you doing here

Trigno: im looking for pizza sauce

Player: why are you looking for pizza sauce in a tavern

Trigno: it’s for the recipe i swear

Player: wow
looks at trigno with anime sparkly effect
romantic bgm plays

Trigno: what

Sage: kicks down the window and jumps in
fuck

Player: oh my god sage-sama
anime blush

Sage: the fuck you lookin at

Player: yabai i have to choose between anatatachi
dramatic anime tears rolling down on face

Sage: the fuck is this idiot on

Trigno: no ide-

Player: this is honto ni yabai!!!
atashi ga daisuki you both!!!

Trigno: what the fuck have we done

Sage: uh
yeah im dipping rn bye

Trigno: yeah me too
niles vanish

Player: fuck

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rayhan died

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what sort of chinese propaganda did you get re-educated to before writing this

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“Wow, I’m actually quite interested. Let’s see what BNT put down today.”

“I think I’m done here.”

first mistake when logging onto the forums

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Amazing, this has inspired me to write again :flushed: (haha jk I have no time :()