check this entire reply for context
people fucking voted for the classic love triangle between trigno/sage/the player and names got japanese suffixes, some lines/words might be straight up japanese
also i’ll just refer to the player like their literal name was Player because yes
i wrote this in one go while being pissed about something and it’s supposed to be a shitpost, a lot of stuff are going to be incoherent
[ location: Borealis i guess lmao ]
Player: mmm yes what a subarashii day in this very fine tavern
chugs down vodka
Trigno: hey
Player: T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TRIGNO-SAN?!?!?!?!
chokes on vodka and fucking collapses
lies down on the floor
Trigno: what is wrong with you
Player: everything
Trigno: yeah fair enough
chugs down his own drink calmly
Player: Tringo-san what are you doing here
Trigno: im looking for pizza sauce
Player: why are you looking for pizza sauce in a tavern
Trigno: it’s for the recipe i swear
Player: wow
looks at trigno with anime sparkly effect
romantic bgm plays
Trigno: what
Sage: kicks down the window and jumps in
fuck
Player: oh my god sage-sama
anime blush
Sage: the fuck you lookin at
Player: yabai i have to choose between anatatachi
dramatic anime tears rolling down on face
Sage: the fuck is this idiot on
Trigno: no ide-
Player: this is honto ni yabai!!!
atashi ga daisuki you both!!!
Trigno: what the fuck have we done
Sage: uh
yeah im dipping rn bye
Trigno: yeah me too
niles vanish
Player: fuck