Help in stealing a street sign

I just want to clarify this will NOT cause any casualties, and the sign is completely useless and serves no real purpose.

So basically, there’s a “ONE WAY” sign that’s just sitting on the middle of the road, on one of those sidewalk blockers. It isn’t in use because obviously its lying face up on the ground, and you may think “oh well maybe they’ll use it for something else”, but this sign has literally been here for 2 god damn years and hasn’t moved.

Because of this, its been an eye sore and 2 “ONE WAY” signs already replaced it, so its not like they’re using it as a spare (even if they were, they wouldnt leave it out on the street.) This being said:

ONE: how much trouble will i get unto
ONE.5: if it is, trouble, how bad is said trouble especially considering circumstances
TWO: How can I do it without being caught.

ok yeah thanks

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is it really illegal if you’re never caught and nobody knows of it except random people on the internet
i dont have much help on the subject at hand tho

i didnt know we had schlatt viewers on the forums

should make a video out of this and send it to the next jschlatt rating thing

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Okay first things first! This is a joke. I’ve never stolen anything other than my parents chapstick and my brother’s socks. This is just me using Thief Simulator on steam as a guide.

You want to get a mask and gloves

Remove your license plate on your vehicle for the exact duration, make sure no street cameras are on the path, and trouble depends on state/region.

If there are cameras, try to find a route to your home without such inconveniences. Try for a low-traffic time as well. Like 3am.

Safe thefting!

Depends on the street and depends on how you want it to look but instead of a low traffic time I’d say you should pick a time around 5 pm, when most adults get back from their work and are tired and wouldn’t bat an eye that someone is sitting with tools on a street sign

Be quick and try not to look suspicious, don’t even wear anything crazy but gloves and try not to be obvious

Of course this depends on the street but it wouldn’t be nice if someone is watching you from their windows. Walk a few times up and down the street to make sure it’s safe before starting. And when you got the sign I assume it’s quite big, so put it in your vehicle (car preferred) as fast as you can but still act like you just did the most casual thing

For all legal purposes I do not endorse stealing road signs nor have I partaken in the act of stealing roadsigns.

should cover my bases, heres the guide

I assume this is a 1-2 lane street, so I presume it wouldnt be too wide. If the sign can be carried and picked up easily, just run across the road and grab it before running back. If the road isnt highly used, at least during night, then just wait until night and grab it quickly. If the sign something most people will ignore or just not care about / like it being removed, then no one will report it missing or bat an eye.

if the sign isn’t being used for anything, I doubt anyone would bother getting you in that much trouble. You could argue in theory that there is no point of it being there and that drivers could get distracted by the sign itself, making a danger and it having a valid cause to be removed. Try and get it removed first on grounds of that, if that doesn’t work just do it yourself and argue that it’s a danger if you do get caught.

However, you could just steal it and you’d be fine if didn’t caught. I doubt that the police would try and find it, especially with how useless this sign sounds. You’ll probably get some days in jail or a decently hefty fine, but it depends place to place. Just don’t show it off in a space where people can see it easily from outside your house and you’ll be golden as long as you don’t get caught in the act.

Other factors really include the signs size and the location. If it’s in one of those roads where there isn’t really any building next to it, then you’ll be fine, but if it’s in a residential area, keep an eye out. The location also factors into where you can put your car, as it would be shady if it was parked on the side of the road in the middle of a non-residential area, whilst you’d probably look normal if it was in a neighborhood.

Make sure there are no traffic cameras and try to make the vehicle you are using looks as normal as possible. Trying to make it look discrete just draws attention, just make it look like a normal car. Wear normal clothes too, wearing something that makes you look like you’re hiding who you are is going to draw attention.

tl;dr, act normal, do it at a time where no one drives, this shit depends on the location, and punishment is somewhat harsh, but you could argue your way out out of it and its not like the police are going to actively look for it.

I wrote way too indepth for this lmao

This better be false (I searched it up and put america at the end)

I doubt that law enforcement would care much about a road sign that is not only lying on the ground but has its purpose done by another road sign anyways. if the person gets caught they might be in trouble, not that much though probably but who knows. either way they ain’t searching for it, so as long as bro don’t get caught they good

Just teleport it somewhere

Fair enough. It might be a good idea to contact local traffic companies to inquire about the sign as well. I heard some people have those signs at home because companies have spares or old ones and give them to workers sometimes.

Forums: This is a joke guys : ) I would never do anything illegal! I am a law abiding citizen and I don’t condone thievery at all haha! :yum:

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tf if ur serious you just admitted to it

Alright so really funny thing happened, when i suspiciously inspected it by crouching by it, it deadass just disappeared the next day

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some other guy who was planning on stealing it saw you casing it out and took it before you could

lmao i wonder