hey guys it’s me taitc i’m sure you have a lot of questions but they will mostly be answered by the end of this post
now i understand that the first glaring thing you might be wondering “traitc what the fuck what’s wrong with your body”
oh right yeah i’m a catgirl now
well uhh you see
It was a couple of days ago.
I had recently went on a school field trip alongside my Biology class to the chernobyl nuclear power plant to learn more about radiation.
Being a top marks student I was one of the very few people who were able to see something very fascinating first hand.
The fabled Chernobyl Elephant’s Foot. This baby sparks with radiation that everyone had to wear full cover suits to even be able to take a gander at it.
Unfortunately for me however, 2 things would happen that would
probably change the direction of my life forever;
- One of my mates pulled a prank on me with a knife and now there’s a gaping hole (that I am fully unaware of) at the back of my suit.
- Some random fucking cat runs into the room at the same time as I get near the elephant’s foot. To be honest I don’t even fucking know where it even came from.
The second that this chain of events occur, the cat and I become irradiated and for some reason we start to randomly begin to switch dna strands. With me taking some of the cat’s dna and the cat taking some of my dna
The cat, now with my DNA, fucking explodes sending bloody giblets everywhere because I am an abomination to every creation on this godforsaken planet and god absolutely hates me.
Me, on the other hand, I get off slightly less bad compared to the cat, but still also terribly. I now mutate cat ears, a tail, and for some unforsaken reason the worst part is that my hands have now swelled up and are now cat paws and I no longer have opposable thumbs. Also some fuck decided to tie ribbons to my tail and I can’t take them off because I have no opposable thumbs and it’s starting to really fucking itch.
And by far the worst part, the april fool’s hacker is back, from the last few times;
And he somehow knows about this incident. And has now changed my profile picture to this knowing fully well that I have big fat dumb cat fingers and can’t change it back.
And he even has the manners to send me a dick pic on whatsapp just to piss me off (i’m obviously not gonna show that here).
So yeah, here we are.
I’m typing this out with the back of a wooden pencil because my fat cat fingers can’t use the fucking keyboard without pressing more than one letter. Please help. My tail’s been pulled 9 times prior to the making of this post, it’s really uncomfortable.
