How do I become an elephant seal?

but you won’t get anything close to the actual anatomy of an elephant seal, you’ll just be a discolored human with obesity

good enough

then good luck on your endeavor, i’ll be enjoying the documentary including your autopsy

nope, it’s just a predictable fate should you choose to pursue this

Fret not my acquaintance, as thy is described as structually constructed superior to others, alas I shan’t proceed to circum to thou’s predicted cycle of events of which I pass away in. (I’m built different)

haha, we’ll see

“We”? What do you mean “We”? you’re not part of this operation.

either way it’s inevitable some sort of documentation will be made of it, which of course i’m likely to see due to the nature of its potential content

So you’re saying I’m gonna become the most famous person on the planet maybe ever when I do this, if so, I hope I get paid.

jesus christ i regret watching that

Call truck-kun

can’t say i didn’t warn you but yes it is graphic

If nothing else works, just find some magic or whatever.

And then watch the world spiral into madness wondering how the hell you did it.

Well in order to become an elephant seal, or really any animal or being with conciousness

You need to draw it

Give it a name and lore

Start thinking you are your ref in reality

Become a furry.

The end.

I’m not a furry

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ok.