so theres a giant cockroach in the kitchen but it might have gone somewhere else and hidden there i dont want to risk getting touched by it at all all i have it anti cockroach spray please help this is not a joke im dead serious i just missed a whole class from online school
Cockroaches are invincible. You must accept that this intruder has taken your home as its own. You are at its mercy, leave now, or suffer the life of a servant of a roach.
give me advice please pelae please please please
First buy a flamethrower from the nearest illegal weapons dealer
Next, burn the little fucker at the cost of losing your whole house
we dont have guns here or illegal gun dealers
any other options?
Get a pan, turn the stove on, heat up the pan, capture the little bitch and roast that fucker, when your done, laugh like a psychopath and dig a hole then throw it in there, throw a Molotov in the hole, if you don’t have one just start a fire in the hole, pour water in the hole, then cover it up
Take them outside and kill them, but stepping on them might release eggs in your house
I usually gas them instead of stepping on them
Cockroach spray, or catch it. Cockroaches CANNOT be killed by stepping on them, your best bet is to burn it with fire, cockroach spray, toxic/acidic substances, and capturing it and freeing it when it’s outside.
Burn it with fire please, it’s probably the most fun way, cook it to death
how do i find it tho any tips?
Look it up on Amazon or go to Walmart or some shit
slipper
then flush it down the toilet
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I happen to have a giant brick in the kitchen.
throw it at it to crush its skull
Dont, as macobre said you might accidentally release eggs into the house
Do it
aight
Try scooping it up with a cup and then flip the cup upwards and put something on top of the cup quickly so you don’t get as scared and it won’t try escaping. Then you can just put it outside or flush it down a toilet.
aight lets hope i find it before i have to cut off one of my legs