How fast do you run to your bedroom after turning off the lights?

my lamp has a string i can pull from right above my bed, so i just fall after turning the light off

yeah thats why you hear thumping at random times in the night, because you’ve locked me out of your room. I must claim your spine.

it probably would taste like kelloggs with how it snaps crackles and pops

I just slammed my head against my desk because of this and now things are fuzzy and I blame you. You’re paying my hospital bills!

Mate what did we even do to you?