my lamp has a string i can pull from right above my bed, so i just fall after turning the light off
yeah thats why you hear thumping at random times in the night, because you’ve locked me out of your room. I must claim your spine.
it probably would taste like kelloggs with how it snaps crackles and pops
I just slammed my head against my desk because of this and now things are fuzzy and I blame you. You’re paying my hospital bills!
Mate what did we even do to you?