How fast do you run to your bedroom after turning off the lights?


I don’t know how fast, but I’m guessing around 1600km/h.

Bonus question: How different is your running speed in a short exercise sprint (PE class?) compared to running to your bedroom?

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That one time I tripped while turning off the lights and bit off the switch.

I felt the shadow demon knows that I just needed him to not that day.

Bro I just looked up how fast your average teenager can run and got humbled real quick.


Apparently, your average 15 year-old can manage a 7-minute mile.

My personal best—and this was after spending an entire college semester working out, and running a 10k twice beforehand—is like a 9 minute mile.

What are these kids eating bro?:sob:

I travel at a negative speed after turning off the lights, that’s how fast I run

I appear upstairs after 0.5 milliseconds after turning off my lights downstairs.

I just walk, there is nothing in the dark

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That’s what they want you to think.

“Bravo Six, going dark.”

I say as I place the Night Optic Devices over my head.
No monsters dares to try kill me when I can see them first.

bro my friend whos like leagues above every other student physically is slower than that :sob: (3.25 km in 19:55)

Anyone else speedily run upstairs on all fours? Still do that sometimes lol.

Took me a bit to figure this out, as I first had to figure out what in blazes you meant when you said “km”. That sounds a bit too un-American for me, but I managed to calculate it anyways.

He’s running about 6 miles per hour. Which, honestly, ain’t terrible for long-distance.

Average american :sighs:

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I don’t run the Erdrich horrors are my homies

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ngl i feel like quora isnt doing math correctly

they probably didnt take into the account the person would slow down over time

They run from me

Really? I just think I am the demons that run after people. Like- ask @sock what I can do with my voice. It is hellish.

Well I doubt you break into houses and scare 8 yo kids at night

I’m not legally required to answer this question, nor any other questions. You can speak to my lawyer, Sock.

i don’t

hopefully death will reach me before i reach my bed

Just get the flashlight