How many people at most are you comfortable sleeping with in this cursed room?


25 square meters (5x5). Each bed is 1x2 meters. There are 12 beds. 0 privacy.

Let’s assume that the roomates are other forumers. You can still comment about how certain specific people (forumer or not) make it more or less tolerable.

How many people (including yourself)?
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the possibility of flare brings it down to 1

Once you reach a certain point it stops being awkward so I don’t really care

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the thing is that while with a lot of people you lose the awkwardness its Fucking stuffy and hot as shit with that many people so it wouldnt be comfortable at all

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who answered 12 :skull:

i actually don’t know if there’s air conditioning in that room, but according to minecraft logic you don’t need it

i dont think air conditioning will negate body heat from being too close to each other in a very cramped room

Ideally nobody aside from my self but if that’s not an option then I’m fine with 1 other person

nobody because im gonna be looking like a fucking meerkat in the corner of the room and i’d rather die than someone see me like that

if one dude farts it’s all over

Generative AI could never replicate the sheer incomprehensibility and absurdity of the polls that Archen makes

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There’s like 4-5 people here who I think I could tolerate being in a room with. But I’d only ever be with one at once, because I know what too many bodies in a room does to the temperature—my former college chapel had 3,000 in it and I never want to experience that again.

Like a sauna but unpleasant I’d assume

A pretty apt comparison. Especially because in a sauna, you’re not soaking your clothes in sweat in account of not wearing them. Here, though…

Sorry I think you mean YOULL be wearing clothes

All of them dawg group cuddle sesh

I’d rather sleep on the floor on the porch than sleep with another person.

Hyper what did I say about going around ‘natural’

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nice and cozy
either that, or 2-5 at max otherwise its way too cramped

The current vote says 4.46. Does this mean we’re in a room with 4 others and a badly mutilated corpse?

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