How many times are you pressing the button?

A Genie appears before you with a magic box with a button. Every time you push it, you get $250,000 tax free deposited into your bank account. But you shrink one inch. How many times do you push the button? You have 30 minutes to decide. You shrink proportionately. It is your height that shrinks.

I’m shrinking to something like 0’4, and getting a custom built wingsuit/glider built for me. I’m lifting 20x my body weight and jumping off the Burj Khalifa just because I can.

Square cube law on its way to ensure them greedy bastards get what they deserve

Bro i don’t have much height to spare

This would mean that your weight also decreases if I had to assume.

Anyways, I would honestly push the button like 12-13 times. I’m 5’8 and I’ve always wanted to be a lot shorter. And then I get $3 million on top of that. Win-win.

then become ant

https://imgur.com/gallery/rules-of-nature-hoxLsL1

WHY CAN’T I MAKE IT WORK
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I’ll just get my tall brother to press it then I’ll rob him

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I’m content pressing it eight times to become like exactly five feet tall because it’s a nice even amount

I’ll take £1,500,000 (converted from $2,000,000)

Sis is about to become Bilbo Baggins :sob:

I’d probably press the button once or twice

I’ve got very little height to spare (5’8 male)

Fortunately, the ladies here don’t particularly care about height, at least, not compared to finding someone who isn’t a financially irresponsible douchebag alcoholic