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Ah well, if nothing else it’ll get your life in order, which is honestly better than getting a romantic partner.

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true

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also who weighs 150 kilograms?

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*inhales *

reads names of every leaderboard player

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huh???

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For reference to those who use the nonsensical measurement system: 150 kilograms is 330 pounds—a weight no human being should ever be at for any reason.

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i know the equivalents

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you know sarcasm exists right

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yea

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Thank you bro, i can confirm that i did everything you said and now my dad is back

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good bro :+1:t3:

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@Derp

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Nuh uh im not @yoshi8me

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my sibling has been suffering from main character syndrome, how do i help them get rid of that sickness?

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if they are below 18, encourage them by telling them that they are ‘him’ and have them fight a professional boxer. watch them get humbled

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Y’all aren’t doing it right. I found a girl that plays AO and started dating her. Now we play AO every night! Win Win

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You mean how much kg?

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Yeah you weigh 120kg fatass sumo whale fatty…
Gotta lose it lit boy.

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i dont need to touch grass, i am the grass.