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First go to your nearest golf course.
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Stand 6 meters away from the 7th hole.
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Look east, take 3 steps north, two steps south and one step west.
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Turn around clockwise once, anticlockwise twice and clockwise another 5 times.
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Jump once.
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Draw a vetex lightning bolt on the ground with a bar of iron that has been underwater for at least 3 years (Because sunken iron)
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Sacrifice an animal of your choice, preferably a wasp.
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Write the letters A O on your forehead.
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Chant the words “I give my life and soul to vetexgames” 50 times.
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Once you have summoned vetex take a drink of water and say “Boss skills” to vetex.
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At this point there is a 0.0000000000001% chance vetex makes you a tester. There is a 2% chance you evaporate instantly, and a 97.9999999999999% chance you are arrested.
This is a 100% legit way of becoming a tester, and won’t get you in any legal trouble at all.
(Disclaimer this will get you in much legal trouble at all, summoning gods is generally looked down upon, especially gods as powerful as vetex)