How to post in guides and tutorials

Title says it all. I like being able to post in most categories so when I want to I can+ I am planning on making a small guide(If you were wondering).

First you must sacrifice a cow or a lamb to vetexgames with your guide written on a piece of paper on any surface 500 meters above sea level

next you must enter mount olympus with nothing more than a torch and rations,keep walking forward in the tunnel and don’t look back if you hear 50 glass and lightning blasts regardless of how much it assaults your ears. If you do look back the mysterious glass lightning mage will permanently deafen you and you’ll appear outside the mountain with the entrance sealed.

It’s important to know that this is your only way of exiting once you enter the mountain.

Once you reach a splitpath of 7 you’ll encounter a powerful deity known as techlevel who will tell you the correct path in the form a riddle solved by extensively researching the lore document. If you enter the wrong path you’ll fall into an endless abyss with a constant ringing tone of the lore doc being read by a bot for the rest of eternity.

If you guessed the correct tunnel (via solving the riddle or being a lucky boy) there is a chance you will find a computer with arcane odyssey running on it. if you encounter the computer you’re required to reach the nimbus sea on it within 4 hours. once you beat it you’re allowed to progress. If you fail to beat arcane odyssey within that time or ignored it altogether you’ll be transported to the ravenna mines where you’ll work so long each day that even japanese animators would be in shock.

If you didn’t encounter the computer or you did beat arcane odyssey within that time you’ll soon reach the final room which consists of the balance team discussing the balance trello around a large table. To pass you must give a suggestion that they’ll accept, they may prefer different suggestions at different times but the ones that usually work include:

  • Nerfing thermo
  • Nerfing thermo
  • Nerfing thermo
  • Nerfing thermo

If you fail to impress the balance team you’ll be forced to listen to their rambling stuck inside a cage until the day you die.

If you do pass the balance team congratulations, you should now be faced with 2 portals which you may go through, one of them takes you back to your home and puts your guide/tutorial in the forums or you may enter the second one which gives you a 25$ spotify gift card and a souvenir from the mountain

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I passed and went through the portal, but I didnt get the role

did you go through the spotify giftcard one?

Nope